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Gentlemen's Establishment |
| Monday, September 26, 2005 |
| An interesting newpaper article |
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Was looking through the papers in the afternoon and came across one article titled What spooks men....really. So i went on to read it... this is what the article is about: There is a programme on Channel News Asia, What Men Want...Really. This newpaper writer would then go on to say the 3 things that men really want 1) Sex 2) Beer And if you're a real man..... 3) Football. Then there is another programme on the same channel called What Women Want....Really. The writer would go on to say who really cares what women wants as long they stay in the kitchen and give men the 3 things they want...Haha priceless. The article says that women don't really want sex( yeah i know andre, tough luck). They do indulge us once in a while but that is because if they don't, the world would be extinct and all the men would be looking to get lucky but to no avail. ( yeah andre i know) Back to the show about what women really wants when they offer sex in order of desirability and, for men, increasing fear....haha again priceless usage of words in the article. 1) Love 2) Commitment 3) Marriage And the most frightening of all... 4) Children. I bet you ladies would say whats wrong with wanting love and a family. Then come this part which I find hilarious. Its about the problem that lies between sexes. Here is an exact abstract of the article: "When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply, this is how it was interpreted by each party." "Eve: Okay, we'll go and find a nice little apartment, settle down and have 2.5 kids, who will then go forth and form more family units, thereby populating the earth." "Adam: All right! I shall go forth and populate the earth by finding as many women as I can and making whoopee." "In between, of course, Adam stopped to drink beer and watch football." leon @ 1:08 AM : comments: 0 |
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A group of prodigies brought together by fate. They are made up of four unique individuals. They call themselves Gentlemen's Establishment. Here are the members:
Leon
From: Hougang, Singapore
Height: 165 cm
Weight: 55 kg
Screen name: Encik Twang
Interest: PS2, Football
Favourite club(s): Manchester United, Inter Milan
Current Location: Tuas Naval Base
ORD Date: 07/06/08
Current Serving: Mohawk Company, IMOS, 191 Squadron
Casmir
From: Hougang, Singapore
Height: 184 cm
Weight: 82 kg
Screen name: To achieve a masterpiece
Nickname: Compulsive Liar
Interests: Running home with sunglasses, sexy shorts and hp pouch, Going out with girl while her bf stays at home
Favourite club(s): Manchester United, Barcelona
Current Location: SIM-UOW
ORD Date: 01/05/07
Previously Served: BMTC1 'C' Coy, BMTC2 'N' Coy, 3SIR 'HQ' Coy, Supply & Transport Centre 'STW', School of Military Medicine 'PTW', Chong Pang Camp Medical Centre, Tengah Air Base Medical Centre, 165 Squadron
Benjamin
From: Sengkang, Singapore
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 69 kg
Screen name: lonely position of neutral
Interests: Football, Swimming, Magic, Play PS2, Watch DVD, Go seng fatt to cut hair for $4.50
Favourite club(s): West Ham United, Juventus FC
ORD Date: 09/03/08
Current Location: Sembawang Naval Base
Currently Serving: NDU/DVS, SAF MP Command/School Of Provost, NDU HQ
Lim wei liang
From: Rivervale, Singapore
Height: 185 cm
Weight: 88 kg
Screen name:the beast unleashed
Nickname: The Animal
Interests: Doing duty especially on sats, Mahjong, Football Betting, Destroy People, Destroy Cars, Bust Female Toilet Doors, Making girls have the emmmph! sound
Favourite club(s): Arsenal FC, Real Madrid
ORD Date: 10/03/2016 (LOL!!)
Current Location: Sembawang Naval Base
Currently Serving: Jaguar Company, IMOS, NDU HQ
The Mascot
From: Unknown
Height: 30 cm
Weight: 2 kg
Screen name:the turtle
Interests: Eat, Sleep, Watch tv, Play PS2, Flirt with female turtles
Favourite club(s): Chelsea FC
ORD Date: NIL
Current Location: ???
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game: final fantasy XII
movie: Spiderman 3
hobby: twang in camp
current song: infernal - from paris to berlin
mood: ok
hangout: coconut grove cafe
girls: the usual
quotes: bo ka lan!
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