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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

The Evolution Of Andre

Evolution is a mystery, full of change that no one sees. How true I must say. Now, it is not about Evolution, it is about one man, about the evolution of a boy to a man, the evolution of Andre.

Once upon a time in secondary school, Andre who is our fellow Evolution member is as what you would say pure and innocent with no sinful thoughts in his mind. He was fat then, but was fat with a decent mind. Decent in a way that when comments about girls were said, he would reply something like "hey thats sick, you're sick" or "can you don't be so sick". He was known as the innocent and chaste boy of the century at that time. We thought he would never change. OH HELL HOW WRONG WE WERE.

After graduating from the secondary school, Andre went to the polytechnic to continue his studies. For those who do not know, the secondary school that he is in is an all-boys school and going to the polytechnic means that Andre would be exposed to girls or as what you would say the opposite sex. Everything was going fine until he began to know girls and the girls would ask him to help them do their projects and knowing him to be soft hearted, he agreed to help knowing that he is being made used of.

Then the plunge into darkness begins. When he finally graduated from the polytechnic and went into the army, things started to go haywire, the Andre that we knew has dissappeared, now comes the new Andre with only one thing in mind, 15 yr old girls. He seem to be interested in girls in school uniforms or convent girls in other words. Words such as fresh, or legal age or refreshing would come out of his mouth. Whenever he goes out with us, every girl would not be spared of his comments, comments such as whoaa look at that girl, hot body, nice shape, great legs, and some other comments that I think is not appropriate for the general public. Everything he sees he would say "oh girls, orgase", "oh tired, orgase","oh hot, orgase", he would over use that term. He would go on with his favourite topic which is 15 yr old girls. He would say "Hey guys, 15 yr olds are refreshing and they are going to get legal soon and they are fresh."

Come on man Andre, what has happened to you, where is that innocent boy that we knew. What has corrupted your mind. Till today, Evolution still do not have the answer to the mystery, but we can be sure about one thing though, this new and not so innocent, lean and meaner Andre is here to stay. So get ready, the fun is about to begin. WOOOOOOOOOO.

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